Shaking My Head

There are situations that happen to each and everyone of us which is sometimes unexplainable. Those moments that leave you shaking your head. And I don't know if it's just the universe playing with my life but these things happen to me on a daily.

So here's a little, well a little crazy situation I faced last night. So I'm busy on my bed watching civil war again because it's the coolest movie ever and my roommate tells moi that he is going downstairs and that I shouldn't touch his bed. Obviously this came as a shock to me cos I'm no where near his bed and I would never touch his bed.

I just brush him off and say, "whatever dude." Later this Nigerian douche bag comes to me and starts accusing me of touching his bed. Frankly that's soo kindergarten so I laugh and I'm a patient guy but I also have limits. This dude starts blabbing about how his has made peace with everyone and how I'm trying to destroy that. At this point I just don't know what to say to this guy so I go to bed.

And folks you will not believe what happened this morning. Who can guess what happened? This delusional motherfucker wakes me up from my beautiful sleep and says his has got something to say to me. I don't know why I got up and decided to listen to his bull crap. I'm disappointed in myself... Anyway I'm about to tell  you everything he told me. You ready? Brace yourself cos you're about to hear some shit that you don't hear on a Friday morning. I hope you laugh because I certainly did.

My roommate:  why mahn, why are you doing this? This one time while I was bathing I saw you on bed. And now I can't sleep. I keep having this nightmares with you in it. I keep seeing unusual faces. You realize that I wake up to pray. Sometimes I have to take the sheets off my bed before I can sleep. Why? What have I done to you? Whatever you're doing to me stop. My God is great.

Now I didn't laugh right away, because from where I come from this is a serious issue. Such an accusation. This is beyond the natural. It's supernatural. Ookayy.. the reason why I laughed was because I have no intention whatsoever towards this guy. After his little malfunctioned spiritual eyes speech  the atmosphere in the room became awkward. I'm left wondering whether I'm safe or not cos this nigga could pull a "cleansing" while I'm asleep. Won't even work. I can handle myself.

So there you have it, that's how my Friday morning began, full of bullshit. I should address this issue before it escalates into something bigger. God help me.

No shit. I just realized. Today is Friday the 13th....

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